the-fandoms-are-cool: darrynek: hey kid wanna see a magic trick *reaches behind your ear* ready? *rips your ear off* where’d it go I’m so mad you didn’t say “where’d it van gogh?”
harrypottersmum: I wish Professor McGonagall ended all her classes by snapping her fingers, saying “McGonagone” then strutting out.
Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
sowwy: there’s a difference between loving the idea or memory of someone and actually loving them
psychoticmist: if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
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accountsofdepressedboy: chingch0nq: If you can’t post it, I win. If your ask is not up, or you have no anon box, you will not get a message. Lets see how this goes….
envyincarnate: tyriankarkat: essay-storage: fleaz: can someone please make a tumblr for old essays and everyone can just upload their essays and others can steal them for free come on guys I’m here! STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP. THIS IS CALLED PLAGIARISM. AND IT IS ILLEGAL.
roseisreturning: mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
ticklishbutts: theladyofpie: ticklishbutts: the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them actually want to flash the other to show for fear the other actually does have a bigger penis Holy shit, that’s spot on I don’t post faulty penis analogies so of course it is
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